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Kneedy

The nurse was named Rose. An old-school name. However, the new wave of babies being born in Canada. (well, it’s more like a trickle) seem to be tagged with Old School, Old World monikers. Like Noah, Oliver and Emma. I’m … Continue reading

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Poseurs

Probably to be human means that we sometimes pretend to be something that we’re not. Walking my dog beside Dow’s Lake I came across an old guy sitting on a park bench, wearing a Boston Red Sox cap. He was … Continue reading

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Chips off the old block

An old Yiddish proverb goes, “If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.” Maybe I took that a little too seriously. So I’ve always figured, to add my own aside to the wisdom of the sages, sometimes … Continue reading

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End of an Era

If you believe in forever then life is just a one-night stand If there’s a rock’n roll heaven Then you know they’ve got one helluva band. -The Righteous Brothers They say that only the good die young. And one of … Continue reading

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Don’t Get Me Started

“Do you know your balls get smaller as you get older ?” the old fellow told me. “I just thought your ears got bigger,” I replied by way of an answer. Or maybe just to change the subject. Jesus, how … Continue reading

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Gym Dandy

I almost got into a fight at the gym the other day. Well, I mean the other week. The gym has been closed for sometime now. Again. You know the drill. The thing is, since the pandemic started, I’ve never … Continue reading

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A Lifetime of Confusion

I’ve looked at life from both sides now From win and lose and still somehow It’s life’s illusions I recall I really don’t know life at all. ‘Both Sides Now’ -Joni Mitchell “Isn’t it unusual what people can believe?” one … Continue reading

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Mumbo-Jumbo

Hector “Toe’ Blake coached those famous Stanley Cup winning Montreal Canadiens’ teams to eight championships during the last half of the 1950s and throughout the ’60s. When asked by a sportswriter to foretell the outcome of that night’s game, he … Continue reading

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The Circle of Life

So many people are crazy now, it’s almost the thing to be. There are more crazies than sanes. You run into a sane now and you say, “What’s the matter with you, man? You sane ?” Of course in the … Continue reading

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Country Roads

Don’t worry – I’m not here to tell you my frickin’ life story. God spare us. The main reason is that I can’t remember most of it. But like an aging nonagenarian suffering from dementia and wasting away in a … Continue reading

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